Wearing out in a faltered sea
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Bethany
19
Denton, Texas
Let's get weird
Twitter: @bethanytrent
Instagram: @bethanymaetrent

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat, via rexuality)

bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

(via rexuality)

thatsonofamitch:

emkaymlp:

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

did someone say halloween
image

(via trashboat)

snpchatting:

interviewer: describe yourself in 4 words
me: automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky-fresh
interviewer: hired

(via sigthenative)

irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

(via thottielamottie)

andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

(via clannyphantom)

benedict-cumberbeauty:

I laughed too hard at this
crash-has-twinkletoes:

foodchewer:

i don’t think she can change her mind

she said yes but her finger said no

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

(via skylarky23)