Wearing out in a faltered sea
Alprazolam (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ
Bethany
19
Denton, Texas
Let's get weird
Twitter: @bethanytrent
Instagram: @bethanymaetrent
  • police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
  • me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
  • police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook

koalatea:

to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong

(via fake-mermaid)

Temptation

carbonandfiber:

Aventador

officialunitedstates:

are you from heaven because tennessee

(via frozenbanana)

  • Bae: Come over
  • Me: I'm in me mum's car
  • Bae: My parents aren't home
  • Me: Broom Broom

lordoftheswag:

you liked my girls selfie a little too fast….

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(via jesussbabymomma)

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(Source: nicenewt, via officialwhitegirls)