Wearing out in a faltered sea
Alprazolam (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ
Bethany
19
Denton, Texas
Let's get weird
Twitter: @bethanytrent
Instagram: @bethanymaetrent
carbonandfiber:

Aventador

officialunitedstates:

are you from heaven because tennessee

(via frozenbanana)

  • Bae: Come over
  • Me: I'm in me mum's car
  • Bae: My parents aren't home
  • Me: Broom Broom

lordoftheswag:

you liked my girls selfie a little too fast….

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candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(Source: nicenewt, via officialwhitegirls)

skreetfighter:

when u nut and shawty keep suckin

freecie1:

when ur crush asks u who ur crush is 

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(Source: pugsmith, via urso2000andlate)

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

(Source: thiccthot, via skylarky23)

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

(via snorlaxatives)

unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

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